The Constitution of Joeland
We the Government of the Republic of Joeland, in order to form a semi-perfect union, somewhat establish justice, hope for domestic tranquility, do nothing for the common defense, ignore the general welfare, and steal the blessings of liberty for ourselves do ordain and establish this Constitution for Joeland.
Article I
There shall be a unicameral legislative branch made of the shack of representatives. There shall be representatives voted in by the majority of the citizens and the president. The number of representatives shall be equal to the country's population divided by itself. The legislatures can create and vote on laws.
Article II
There shall be an executive trunk made of a president voted in by the majority of the citizens and the legislator. He shall be in this position for life, so nobody else can run until he dies or retires. He can veto laws. He can declare war. He can collect taxes for the government. Any person who illegally kills the president shall be put in a very hot room and hung by his nose; if their nose breaks, they will become a slave for life.
Article III
There shall be a judicial leaf made of one judge elected by the president. They can spend up to 10% of the government's tax money each month on fancy clothes and hammers. They shall have a big, fancy, important-looking room bought by the treasurer.
Article IV
There shall be a tree of Freducation made up of Fred. He has the power to create classes that Freducate people about chairs, tables, Spanish, silverware, and other stuff. Anyone who kills the Freducator shall be punished by being stuck in shackles and tickled with feathers for the rest of their life.
Article V
There shall be a financial branch made of one treasurer, voted in by the majority of the citizens, the current treasurer, and the treasurer running for office. He can spend the government's tax money. He can create currency. He can raise taxes. Approximately 3.1415% of Citizens earnings shall be put to the treasurer and $42 to the Freducation Education Association.
Article VI
If someone commits a very bad crime, they may become a slave. Slaves shall be auctioned off at public gatherings, and the money goes to the government.
Article VII
In all places they may vote, regular citizens have 0/5 of a vote. In other words, for each five citizens, there are zero votes. The president, legislators, Freducator, and treasurer running for office get one vote. The current treasurer gets two votes.
Article VIII
If the people have a majority vote that there should be a new, better government, then too bad for them.
Article IX
Section 1
To amend the constitution, you must ask the president to create the amendment. The president and the person proposing the amendment must have a sit up competition. The person who does the most sit ups will decide whether the amendment passes this stage. Then, the proposer and the treasurer must solve a Rubik's Cube or another official WCA legal cube. Whoever solves their cube first will decide whether the amendment passes. Then, the Freducator will determine whether the amendment is constitutional based upon Article IV of this constitution. If he says it is legal, the amendment is sealed by the Freducator, and it added to the constitution.
Section 2
If an "amendment" is not needed, but a law needs to be made, then the legislator shall create and approve the law. If the law has anything to do with money, the treasurer must approve it; if it has anything to do with education and learning, the Freducator must approve it; if it has anything to do with anything else, the president must approve it.
Article X
The president says that this constitution is ratified and is the supreme law of Joeland. This cannot be undone by anyone.
Article I
There shall be a unicameral legislative branch made of the shack of representatives. There shall be representatives voted in by the majority of the citizens and the president. The number of representatives shall be equal to the country's population divided by itself. The legislatures can create and vote on laws.
Article II
There shall be an executive trunk made of a president voted in by the majority of the citizens and the legislator. He shall be in this position for life, so nobody else can run until he dies or retires. He can veto laws. He can declare war. He can collect taxes for the government. Any person who illegally kills the president shall be put in a very hot room and hung by his nose; if their nose breaks, they will become a slave for life.
Article III
There shall be a judicial leaf made of one judge elected by the president. They can spend up to 10% of the government's tax money each month on fancy clothes and hammers. They shall have a big, fancy, important-looking room bought by the treasurer.
Article IV
There shall be a tree of Freducation made up of Fred. He has the power to create classes that Freducate people about chairs, tables, Spanish, silverware, and other stuff. Anyone who kills the Freducator shall be punished by being stuck in shackles and tickled with feathers for the rest of their life.
Article V
There shall be a financial branch made of one treasurer, voted in by the majority of the citizens, the current treasurer, and the treasurer running for office. He can spend the government's tax money. He can create currency. He can raise taxes. Approximately 3.1415% of Citizens earnings shall be put to the treasurer and $42 to the Freducation Education Association.
Article VI
If someone commits a very bad crime, they may become a slave. Slaves shall be auctioned off at public gatherings, and the money goes to the government.
Article VII
In all places they may vote, regular citizens have 0/5 of a vote. In other words, for each five citizens, there are zero votes. The president, legislators, Freducator, and treasurer running for office get one vote. The current treasurer gets two votes.
Article VIII
If the people have a majority vote that there should be a new, better government, then too bad for them.
Article IX
Section 1
To amend the constitution, you must ask the president to create the amendment. The president and the person proposing the amendment must have a sit up competition. The person who does the most sit ups will decide whether the amendment passes this stage. Then, the proposer and the treasurer must solve a Rubik's Cube or another official WCA legal cube. Whoever solves their cube first will decide whether the amendment passes. Then, the Freducator will determine whether the amendment is constitutional based upon Article IV of this constitution. If he says it is legal, the amendment is sealed by the Freducator, and it added to the constitution.
Section 2
If an "amendment" is not needed, but a law needs to be made, then the legislator shall create and approve the law. If the law has anything to do with money, the treasurer must approve it; if it has anything to do with education and learning, the Freducator must approve it; if it has anything to do with anything else, the president must approve it.
Article X
The president says that this constitution is ratified and is the supreme law of Joeland. This cannot be undone by anyone.
Amendments of the Constitution
1. Prisoners have no rights.
2. Any and all citizens residing in Joeland are subject to the right of consuming Italian pie and any elements thereof.
3. We have the right to own property, buildings, businesses, and stuff.
4. We have the right to add new rights by a majority vote of the executive branch.
5. We have the right to deny weaboos access into our country.
6. We have the right to drop bombs on other countries.
7. No unreasonable search and seizure unless the president says so.
2. Any and all citizens residing in Joeland are subject to the right of consuming Italian pie and any elements thereof.
3. We have the right to own property, buildings, businesses, and stuff.
4. We have the right to add new rights by a majority vote of the executive branch.
5. We have the right to deny weaboos access into our country.
6. We have the right to drop bombs on other countries.
7. No unreasonable search and seizure unless the president says so.
Bill of NonRights
1. We do not have the right to swim in the clouds
2. We do not have the right to own one ply toilet paper.
3. We do not have the right to watch movies with a PG rating and over.
4. We do not have the right to build structures under 20ft. tall.
5. We do not have the right to say "74" out loud.
6. We do not have the right to be really mean to government people. Anyone who does will be tortured possibly until death depending on what the president says.
7. We do not have the right to attack East Timor under any circumstances. They are an ally forever even if they attack.
2. We do not have the right to own one ply toilet paper.
3. We do not have the right to watch movies with a PG rating and over.
4. We do not have the right to build structures under 20ft. tall.
5. We do not have the right to say "74" out loud.
6. We do not have the right to be really mean to government people. Anyone who does will be tortured possibly until death depending on what the president says.
7. We do not have the right to attack East Timor under any circumstances. They are an ally forever even if they attack.
Laws
1. It is illegal to point at something with your lips.
2. The national color of Joeland is green.
3. Dense air is illegal in Joeland.
4. Oxygen is legal.
2. The national color of Joeland is green.
3. Dense air is illegal in Joeland.
4. Oxygen is legal.